Harper Gets Tough on Crime
"Okay guys, it’s time to get tough on crime."
"My first order of business is to spend 260 Million Dollars to expand our jails. We need to make room for all the pot heads."
"Next, we’ll pass a law that demands a minimum jail sentence for ANYONE caught with even one marijuana plant."
"Marijuana usage is obviously our biggest problem. If we want to reduce crime, we gotta put these people away!"
"Now I know this sounds harsh…. But rest assured, even if my own wife and kids were caught smoking marijuana, I’d insist that they get thrown in jail immediately. We just can’t afford to tolerate such criminal behavior here in Canada!"
"So by ignoring all the statistical facts as well as the will of the people, I will take a bite out of crime just like our good friends in America!"
"Thanks for the tip buddy!"
